I've Been Gone, Gone, Gone

I've Been Gone

Long gone. For about a month or two, but guess what? I'm back!!!!! And I'm not staying for long, yeah sorry. ANYWAYZ- my life is not really going back to normal after my long long long disappearance...

I get it, people, you love my comedy. But that's not stopping me from being un-funny! So, now, time for a joke.

The fear of water, in English, is

I'LL BE BACK!!!!!!!!!

Kelly Clarkson, Turtle, and PowerAde

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Cravers!!

Today is verry special!

I am blogging about three - yes THREE - things today!!

 

 

Kelly Clarkson-

 

If you know me well enough, you know I collect CDs.

 

If you know me that well, you'd know I love Kelly Clarkson!!

 

So, today, my bro has summer school,

Sis has summer school,

And little sis has summer science camp!!

(My mom's working, too and my dad's out of town)

 

 

 

 

 

For those reasons, i had to come to work with my mom. Since my mom works at a school, i get to stay in the nurse's office on a computer!!

 

Hence, where I am blogging from!!

 

 

Turtle-

 

Soooooo I'm burning my CD collection onto my flash drive just in case something may happen to the CDs i have the back up. And my flashdrave is ALWAYS on me!!

 

Tacos!!!

 

PowerAde-

 

This power drink is entering my stomache and will soon enter the toilet when it becomes waste!

 

Welp, that's all the time we hvae today!!

 

 

 

 

#Cravers4Ever

 

 

 

 Join the Cravers Club here!

 

Follow me on Google, over here!!!!

 

Bye!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry... Again. And Japanese Flag!!!

Sorry I forgot to blog! Actually I totes remebahed, I was too lazy,

Lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag!!!!

It's a red dot with a plain white background! Really?

So, that's my image for this post! Now don't think I forgot about my older posts from last year! Please, oh, and don't think I'm one of those "passing fads" that matures a shtick. 

Don't get me wrong, I locate Little Mix, mixer all the way!

But they grew up. I started a haystack, #mixersincethestart cuz some mixers are here cuz of Salute but I've been there since they were on the X Factor. Goddang you new mixers who think they are real!

Sorry if your one.

Anyway, I apologized and talked about the Japanese flag so, 

I guess,

This is it.

Until the next time, Cravers! 

B.T.W. Cravers are my fans...

Remember no mean comments or I'll kick you off of Candy Cravers TRS! I still know how! 

Karma

Who?

Who did it?

Who came up with...


KARMA??

I personally don't beleive in Karma, cuz I've never experienced it. Henceforth it doesnt



(Theres an S under my clothes
On my chest where nobody else can see
I light up when the doors are closed
I am free, yeah

And I wish I could make my move
I can tell that youre really into me
And I dont got a thing to lose
In my dreams, in my dreams

Im a badass, jumping off a moving train
Im a Jane Bond, putting all them guys to shame
Im a wild card, and Im gonna steal your game
You better watch out

Im a fire starter
Make your blood run faster
I melt hearts like water
Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
Im a fire starter
Im a sweet disaster
I melt hearts like water
Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah

I might look all innocent
But the embers are burning inside of me
And Im ready to take that step
Cant you see, cant you see

Im a badass jumping off the moving train
Im a Jane Bond, putting all them guys to shame
Im a wild card, imma bout to take my aim
You better watch out, watch out

Im a fire starter, Im a sweet disaster
I melt hearts like water
oh Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
Im a fire starter, Im a sweet disaster
I melt hearts like water
Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah

Up so high, Im burning up
Kiss your lips, Im waking up
Theres nothing more to be afraid of

Theres an S under my clothes
On my chest where nobody else can see

Im a fire starter
Make your blood run faster
I melt hearts like water
Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
Im a fire starter, Im a sweet disaster
I melt hearts like water
Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
Im a fire starter.)


Exist.

That's all for today. Also, the lyrics above are from Demi Lovato' s song Fire Starter.



Toodles!

Jaw-Droppin'

OMGeezles!
How rude!
I mean, when you make someone's jaw drop.
Who wants that to happen? I'm not complaining, I'm bringing a serious matter to front.
Anyway, why are we talkin' on this? We could be explaining,


"Explaining what?" You ask. Well, explaining everything that has ever happened to us, ever.

So in the comments below, tell me about the most embarrassing thing EVER that has to do with your parents.

Get it? Got it? Good.

Luv ya!

Dark Horse!

Yo!

Here it is!

Candy Cravers,

TRS!

Uh-huh

I knew it, yeah

You were gonna read my blog

And here you are

Yep, you reading my blog

And I

Am really really funny

Make me your favorite blogger,

Make this your favorite blo-og,

But don't,

Leave mean comments

Mean comments

Mean comments

So you wanna read my blog?

Know the secrets of the blog

And do you dare to wish this?

Cuz I'm coming at you like a 

DARK HORSE

Ya know, that new Katy Perry song featuring Juicy J.

Gosh, catch up.

So anyway,

Hey blog readers! I came up with that parody on my own

Off the top of my head! 

Ya like?

Leave a comment!!

February 20th

What's so special, about February 20th?
Well,
Its my birthday!
Super excited!
Is
I really want a new phone, I'm anxious to know!
Luv ya!